This makes me happy. They call it ‘The Mechanical Core Muscle Trainer’. Sure.
You and I both know that this is for rich dudes that throw kick ass house parties. Its possible this is some really weird kinky sex machine, but I know I’d be using it as a mechanical bull going yeee haw while I watch hockey games.
I’m not exactly sure if I would get tired of this, however, how can anyone be tired of being the king of wet t-shirt contests with a twist?
Hit the jump to get your very one mechanical bull er Core Muscle Trainer.
Note: Ladies, send your photos and videos of you riding a mechanical bull to us.
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When I was a kid I was always jealous of Ricky Schroeder, that stupid spoiled brat from Silver Spoons. He had every arcade machine under the sun, and a little train to boot. Stupid brat.
Well now you can get your very own arcade machine if you harbor the same feelings I do. Its about time.
This arcade machine comes with 100 of our favorite classic games, arcade style in arcade quality.
I was curious just what games I’d be owning that Ricky Schroeder didn’t have and they are:
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1942™
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1943™
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10-Yard Fight™
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Alpine Ski™
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Anteater™
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Arkanoid®
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Arkanoid 2®
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Armored Car™
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Asteroids®
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Asteroids Deluxe®
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This is exactly how basketball players jump so high. I’m serious. It all makes sense now.
These spring loaded insoles never lose their bounce, but probably have some long term side effects, like weak ankles. But still, I can’t help but think back to one of my favorite pairs of shoes I had when I was a kid. The reebok court pump. It was orange, flourescent green and of course, awesome. I was so convinced that these shoes made me jump higher when I pumped them up that I became a playground sensation everytime I made a shot after pausing for 30 seconds to pump up the tongues of my shoes. I was the envy of all the big kids. I was the hero of the court.
Well, now that I am older and worse at playing basketball, I am wise enough to know that its actually what’s inside that counts. So from now on, I’m sticking to the insoles. However…I think these insoles will fit perfectly in a pair of reebok pumps. If you read the headlines tomorrow, you may hear about a new dude on the street with super powers. Don’t fret, its just me.
Hit the jump to get your very own reebok pump like spring loaded shoe insoles
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One of the most underrated gadgets are things that keep your other gadgets organized. I have finally found something that is cheap, great quality and looks pretty good – doing a good job at wrapping my wires. The velcro is strong and they are even designed to wrap around the smallest of wires.
Hit the jump to get your 12 pack of wire strappers
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