This Bigfoot statue is made out of cast resin and puts those little garden gnomes to shame. I’m sure with garden statues like this, giant foot stepping stones for pathways aren’t far behind – which would be another good garden invention.
I’ve named this one Harry but I’m pretty sure his name is Francis. He’s not usually that mean looking, so don’t be alarmed. He was just locked in a room with Ellen and a Lady Gaga CD for 2 hours before this photo was taken.
I’m in the process of putting up a sign on my gate that says “Beware of Yeti.” I’m not sure if anyone will believe it. But if it stops Dale from electronics from showing up unexpectedly, it’ll be worth it.
Get your own bigfoot yeti garden statue here
Pin It
This ice cube tray is perfect for those tasty summer beverages. Turn delicious coffee or chocolate milk into ice cubes that look like coffee beans!
They are the perfect addition to your Ice Cappuccino or Ice Frappe. But personally I like to eat them sans drink. They taste just like coffee flavored freezies – adult stylez.
So I will see you later. I’ll be the one out back on the patio popping these beans like tic tacs.
Get your own cool beans ice cube tray here
Pin It
Even though this seems like the type of invention we’d review on Halloween, the Zombie Garden Gnome brings joy to all that pass by 365 days of the year. Joy to your neighbours, mailman, milkman. Girl Guides.
The joy is endless really.
This life-size resin garden statue is a real statement for your neighbors. Not only does the lavish resin say ‘quality’, it also demonstrates why it’s a good idea these days to grow organic.
But seriously folks. Your neighbours will love you for this. And when I say love, I mean hate.
Like really really hate you.
Better put it in the backyard.
Get your own scary Zombie Garden Gnome here
Pin It
Summer always seems too short. With the Even Warmth Patio Umbrella Heater you can eat outside later and keep those arms warm when it gets dark outside. Finally.
The heater attaches to any patio umbrella and evenly distributes radiant heat to everyone sitting under the canopy. Unlike tabletop heaters that only warm a limited area, this superior model’s three adjoining arms combine to cast an 8′ circumference of heat that warms everyone around the table. Folding down an arm shuts off its heating element, ensuring comfortable conditions for two people with different temperature preferences. Folding all three arms shuts off the heat, allowing the umbrella to close and ensuring safety. Since it clasps to an umbrella pole, the heater won’t take up tabletop space.
Probably the best feature about this heater is now I can stay in my bathing suit longer. And I’m sure everyone is grateful for that, right?
Rhetorical question.
Hit the jump for your very own even warmth patio umbrella heater
Pin It
Recent Comments