Forgive me in advance for reviewing this one, it’s kinda nuts.
For the person who owns an iPhone with testicular fortitude, they’re Phone Balls. Yup. People are going nuts for these.
You’d be a sad sack if you didn’t get yourself one of these silicone cases for your iPhone. It basically protects your prize jewel (iPhone) while adding a pair of testicles to it’s under parts. Yah I know. It’s ridiculous. However, 10% of proceeds will go towards fighting testicular cancer and that’s nothing to dangle at.
Look how happy she is, even when she’s just hanging on the line. Here are some more amazing features to talk about. But don’t talk too much, you might get scroat throat while showing off your support, so with that said, don’t just get one, get a pair and share deez nutz!
Features
- Provides a little something to tug on. We play with ’em all the time.
- Protects your data port from dirt and dust, yet easy to tuck back when you need to connect
- Soft, grippy silicone case doesn’t add much bulk (well, other than those bulky balls!)
- If they get dirty, just wash those dirty, sticky little balls with a little soap and water, they will come clean. You had better believe it!
- iPhone NOT included
- Have fun while doing a good thing. Remember, 10% of what we make here goes to fight testicular cancer!
Get your iPhone balls here and help fight testicular cancer
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If you love surfing just a little too much, this toilet flusher is right up your alley. Flushing hasn’t been this fun since 2000 flushes introduced the blue puck to the toilet scene in 1992. And it lasted up to FOUR months!
Having this high-quality pewter flusher on your toilet lets your guests know that wiping out isn’t just okay, but it’s encouraged. And hey, when you wipe out, you might as well do it in style. That’s what I always say.
Surf’s up!
Hit the jump for other novelty toilet flushers and hang ten!
*I hang ten all the time. If you know what I’m sayin’
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Well this wouldn’t fit in my pool (the bathtub), but it’s pretty cool anyway. This inflatable sofa holds up to three people, preferably ladies, for those awesome summer pool parties. My only beef with this invention is that if yours truly were to invent it, I’d have probably managed to design some cup holders in there somewhere. And really, what is a pool party without the token inflatable palm?
Not a party I’d want to be at, that’s what.
Sofa Specs:
• Holds you 8″ above the surface
• 24″ high backrest
• Includes 3 inflatable pillows made of durable PVC
• Comfortably float up to 350 pounds
• Inflates and deflates in minutes with the included battery powered pump
Hit the jump to get your own Inflatable Sofa for your grotto
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Because we all know “Everything should taste like bacon”, so here’s another treat for your taste buds.
This might be the end to e-mail as we know it. Brace yourselves. Not only do these delectable looking envelopes LOOK like bacon, they also taste like bacon when you lick them! Perfecto!
OMG Tip: Next time you are mailing out your résumé, mail it with one of these. For extra effect, include a piece of bacon in your cover letter. Expect immediate employment and a corner office with a view.
Get your own bacon flavored envelopes here
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