This “Sub Jumpa” may sound real gangsta, but it’s pretty ghetto. I’m not sure if it was ever tested before it hit the shelves. Actually, if it was actually tested it wouldn’t have hit the shelves. So there you go.
I dunno about you, but the last time I tried jumping under water I almost died and quickly had my trunks hanging onto my ankles for dear life.
There’s no way to improve this one folks. There won’t be a Sub Jumpa 2. And if you thought that guy on the box looked like he was just balancing underwater to make it look like he’s jumping–you’d be right.
I’m pretty sure they didn’t miraculously find a way to stop water from making you sink and float simultaneously. But just in case they did, this is probably the best $59.95 plus shipping you could ever spend.
Get your own Sub Jumpa Here!
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Hmm. Thinking about this one….um.
If I’ve ever called anything borderline ridiculous before. I apologize.
*looks back at photo
*looks at his life
*looks back at photo
That fluffy. He got a goooood life.
Get your own Pet High Chair here
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If the fashion world seemed boring to you before, how about now? Here’s a dress that is made for you to colour. It comes in black and white with an array of fabric markers.
With something like this, it brings up the question, what’s next? A dress that’s paint by number? Or maybe a dress that changes colour when you “just add water?”
I guess with things like this it’s only a matter of time until Hypercolour comes back. 90s Hypercolour only went as far as the t-shirt–but maybe they should come back and make a dress?
Hmm. If pubescent teens get their hands on these, we’d have the 1991 PE class disaster all over again.
Three words.
Boob sweat circles.
More info and pics after the jump
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The Department of Public Works brings to you, the mighty manhole cover for your sink. This quickly and easily turns your kitchen sink into a miniature sewer system.
Outstanding!
The handy manhole cover has a strainer on it, and a stopper for those times you need to fill it up with water and bathe your Chihuahua José.
Hit the jump to get your own city sewer drain plug
Mighty Manhole? Thank goodness they didn’t say mini manhole. That’s just gross.
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