I’m not going to be the one to tell you this is the perfect gift, because it isn’t. It’s the worst gift you could ever give someone. Unless you wanted them to dump you. In which case, best gift ever.
Even if you have a friend that’s a pelican it’s still not a recommended gift. (A pelican is my derogatory term for someone with a double chin which has given up on being a double chin and just decided to hang out for awhile. Basically like a hammock. Hammock of chins if you will.)
The neckline slimmer is however the best gift you can give yourself since it actually works*. It’s pretty much aerobics for your face. Just 5 minutes a day is about the equivalent to chewing gum for a few hours. And I’m not talking about polite chewing. I’m talking about lock jaw, cow grinding, hockey coach chewing. The real deal.
Anyways, don’t take my word for it, or even the badly photoshopped sample above using the liquify tool. Try it for yourself.
Get your very own pelican removing neckline slimmer here
*Thanks to Dave for the heads up, and down, and up – that claims it works. Shame on you!
**Update: Thanks to Jackie for sharing her opinion that nothing works – but good old fashioned exercise, of course!
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This is a pretty sweet toy. It’s a high powered projector that displays several different stars and constellations that can fill an entire room. And to top it off, it slowly moves like the night sky as well. AND, to top THAT off it also has the occasional shooting star. Don’t ask me how they do it, all I know is that it’s awesome. When I see something awesome, I never ask how it’s done. Somehow, once you know how something works, it doesn’t seem as awesome anymore.
It’s like that time someone told me the ending to Sixth Sense. Everyone at all the parties were all like “oh I loved that movie it was so awesome!!!.”
Not that awesome. It blew.
Anyway, another selling feature for this bad boy is that because it uses lasers, it’s powerful enough to fill an entire gymnasium. Gymnasium people! That’s insane!
Get the awesome Laser Star Light show projector here
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These tea lights are pretty much an instant classic. Rainbow Moments has harnessed the power of chemicals and toxins to produce these amazing, visually stunning candles.
Don’t worry, they actually aren’t so bad. In fact, they are actually way better than any scented candle you could ever have in your home. So because of that – instant classic.
I’m still trying to think of what would make a coloured flame tea light more appealing than a candle with an orange flame. Afterall, orange is probably the greatest colour ever. Possibly all-time. And seriously, is it just me or does fire seem way less dangerous when it’s green?
Okay. After some tests, green flames are in fact just as dangerous as orange flames.
Get these mood setting candles, for those nights when you feel blue or green or red, here
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Nothing screams quality like Cheese Grater Toilet Paper. Minus the fish bowl toilet this is about as low brow as we get here at One More Gadget. The idea of wiping my butt with toilet paper that looks like a cheese grater still feels like it will probably improve the quality of my life. Somehow.
I can’t help but think that we’ve probably featured enough wacky and weird toilet paper to create another one of our famous lists.
Fortunately, the cheese grater toilet paper is still just paper. And it’s 2 ply. Which I think this day in age, everyone deserves. One thing no one deserves though is having to use this:
Get your own cheese grater toilet paper here
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