Except for that time I mistook Nick Nolte for Gary Busey and lost a bet with my Dad for 1 million dollars.
Thankfully he has forgotten.
But anyway, these sweet knee-highs come complete with snowflakes, prancing reindeer and Christmas trees in all those highly predictable festive colours. What a beaut. You’ll be sure to fit right in with all those really really cheesy selfies that people take these days where all their feet are aimed into the middle of the picture. Tacky.
Speaking of tacky, it’s highly recommended to wear these socks with a striped shirt and a plaid jacket. Then when you do, instagram it with your dinner.
Wait, more styles? Fancy shmancy!