Nothing says the Holidays like smelling like eggs after having a shower, it’s Egg Nog Soap!

Egg Nog Soap One More Gadget
Yup, they HAVE thought of everything. If this Egg Nog Soap existed in The Christmas Story, I can assure you we’d all be asking for Red Rider BB Guns and swearing like sailors. Washing our mouths out with soap like this is a delectable treat. Delish my friends, just delish.

Did you know that egg yolks are really great for your skin? Not to mention that nutmeg is great for your….confidence?

This eggnog soap makes a great stocking stuffer but it does come with a warning. Don’t sun bathe after washing with this soap or you might turn into a Christmas omelette.

Hey, now they’ve made soap taste like egg nog I wonder if they’ll start making egg nog taste like soap?

Food for thought.

Clean up this Christmas and get your Egg Nog Soap right here. 

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