Massager makes looking stupid feel awesome

OSIM uCrown 2 Soothing Head Massager

It’s the OSIM uCrown 2 Soothing Head Massager. It has the latest air pressure technology, vibration, magnetic therapy, heat, and now music, and it’s still something I don’t want. Look at her, she looks ridiculous.

Check this guy out:

loser

Sure, I realize that this is probably for personal use in the comfort of your very own home, but I can’t help but have this huge urge to slap him in the face.

Isn’t this the same head thing that was used in that Stallone movie ‘Demolition Man’? You know. That thing where Sandra Bullock was having some Sexy Time with Rocky for a few minutes? I think I know why this guy has that stupid grin on his face. He’s a pervert. Well, either that or someone went to town on his grin with photoshop.

P.S. If you ever see this guy anyways, slap him for me.

More info and photos of the OSIM uCrown 2 Soothing head Massager (with Music) here

Thanks to Patricia for the ‘heads up’
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1 Response to “Massager makes looking stupid feel awesome”


  1. 1 JABdO Oct 24th, 2009 at 4:18 AM

    jajaja total agree with you, shithead desing

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